Just in time for the Byron...Green on the Green and Sasha Lane
Ever wish you could hit that green ON THE GREEN?
Well, now you can! With the PITCH-N-PUFF, a not-so-inconspicuously-named piece of inconspicuous golfing paraphernalia that exactly what you think it does. On the surface, it's just your average power-coated, aircraft-grade-aluminum golf tee. But, below the surface: you've got a discreet, hollowed-out chamber with which to insert the naturally occurring substance of your choice. Right, like chamomile. (wink-wink)
So fast-forward to your next pro-am in Colorado... or maybe your the next subject of the Haney Project. Sixteenth hole. You're down two stokes. You need some clarity on the shot. So you excuse your self for a business call, bust this thing out, becoming one with the ball. You then immediately call your favorite Sensual Massage Therapist, Sasha Lane asking for that special golf-specific massage in your favorite Executive GFE Session. You'll then return and utter something like, "Sorry, Geneva had wire-transfer issues again," and shoot four under par. No one will be the wiser. Not even Hank.
And while the performance-enhancing potentional here is huge, it'll also help you appreciate parts of the game you take for granted. The sunsets at Pebble Beach, The fragrant pines of Augusta National. St Andrews's top-notch dining facilities...AND that beautiful and lovely Sensual Massage Therapist and Elite VIP Companion, Sasha Lane.
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